Knuckle Duster Corkscrew
Feb 26th
12.99
From ThinkGeek.com
SKU: C821
Updated: 02/26/2010
Make wine, not war The best way to defeat your enemy is to turn them into your friend. The best way to make friends is by sharing a great bottle of wine with them. You will drink and as the wine’s magic works on your grey matter, each of you will talk more and more and suddenly you will have forgotten your quarrel and made a great ally. Well, if you bring the wine, we’ll provide the corkscrew. And we’ll make sure it’s a corkscrew you (or your new friend) will never forget. ‘Cause we’re bringing the Knuckle Duster Corkscrew! The Knuckle Duster Corkscrew is a tribute to the idea that great things sometimes can only be accomplished with a struggle. Like the grapes must fight with the elements to grow into wine and the alcohol must then fight with your brain cells to grow into happiness. The Knuckle Duster Corkscrew looks great in your bar or office – no one should be brave enough to argue with you when they see it. And if they do become violent, just crack open a bottle of wine, and you will be instant friends. Knuckle Duster Corkscrew – peace through libation.
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Dice Handbag Kits
Feb 26th
29.99
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SKU: 0C417D20L
Updated: 02/26/2010
Are you handy with needle, thread and battle-axe? Do you know the difference between a bobbin and hobbit? Have a penchant for do-it-yourself projects? Know that your Eladrin can totally fey-step 5 squares to gain combat advantage on that solo dwarf dragonkiller giving your party the edge it needs to win the encounter? Maybe we’re talking to a small audience by now, but if you’re on the list, keep reading. Sure, you can be found once or twice a week gathered with your favorite group of lovable misfits – your regular game consists of the DM, a dwarf fighter, dragonkind pally, halfling rogue, maybe even an elven mage backed up by a human warlord. You’re used to grabbing your D20s for initiative, to-hit, and saving-throw rolls, but have you ever pulled your D20 out of a D20? For you Dungeons and Dragons fanatics who are also handy with a sewing machine (aren’t you glad you kept reading?) we’ve got a beautiful kit for you to bring your two hobbies together. A handbag kit that, when sewn together, looks like a D20! Don’t worry guys, we won’t tell anyone that it’s a handbag – call it a dice-bag, and nobody will emasculate you for it. You’ll need between 45 and 90 minutes to put the whole thing together as well as a sewing machine and an iron, but everything else is right here! Right now, it’s totally OK to lose your saving throw vs. Buying.
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Periodic BaCoN
Feb 26th
15.99
From ThinkGeek.com
SKU: 0D4A0CHKXL
Updated: 02/26/2010
"When you enjoy bacon periodically Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there’s our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, ""Bacon."" The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it’s not… but it SPELLS bacon… we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt."
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Ninja Star Push Pins
Feb 26th
9.99
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SKU: 9B704
Updated: 02/26/2010
"Ninja note attack There are many nonverbal signs you can use to let those in your office know how you feel about them. You can leave a sticky note saying ""Good Job"" on their monitor. You can put laxatives in their coffee. Or, you can do as the ninjas done did: stick an angry note on their cubicle wall with throwing stars. Of course not real throwing stars, but Ninja Star Push Pins. Each set will bring you three Ninja Stars of posting doom. Each star has one corner cut off and replaced with two push pins, so when they are embedded in the wall (or cork board or foam board) they look like they were thrown with great force. And apart from looking cool in the wall, the stories of how the Ninja Star Push Pins got there in the first place will quickly become the things of office legend – because nothing adds emphasis to a sign or note like a Ninja Star."
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Scrolling LED Message Sign with Remote
Feb 26th
39.99
From ThinkGeek.com
SKU: 9AFE6
Updated: 02/26/2010
"Display your favorite messages! You probably have something important to say – something that must be clearly illuminated for all to see. Perhaps it’s a simple suggestion, like ""RTFM"" or some deeper words of wisdom, such as ""All your base are belong to us"". We can relate to this basic human need to share your innermost thoughts and feelings – and what better way to do that than using glowing red LEDs. Create your own custom scrolling sign on the spot with this message sign. Easy to install, no screws or tools required. Select and display any message in an instant with a single button press. Program your own messages from the remote control using characters, numbers and symbols. Show instant messages (98 to choose from). Scrolls the LED message in one of three different speeds. Save your favorite messages. You have something to say – let technology give you some help saying it. May not be legal in all states. Check your local laws before purchasing."
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